1 - Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Two,
but the job never gets done ---... More ›› 2 - Q: How many Librans does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No --- on seco... More ›› 3 - Q: How
many Arians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren't
afraid of the da... More ›› 4 - Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a
lightbulb? A:
Let's see: One to spot the bulb, one t... More ›› 5 - Q: How many Librans does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Well
gee, I don't know really. I gues... More ›› 6 - Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Like, why don't you just get out of... More ›› 7 - Q: How many Geminis
does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take
al... More ›› 8 - Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: The sun is shining, the day is y... More ›› 9 - Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret... More ›› 10 - Q: How many Leos does it take to
change a
lightbulb? A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although... More ›› 11 - Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change
a
lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep t... More ›› 12 - Q: How many Aquarians
does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they'll all be
com... More ›› 13 - Q: How many
Geminis does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: Two. Plus a portable phone, an
Inte... More ›› 14 - Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Virgos don't have time to change their... More ›› 15 - Q: How many Taureans
does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: One, but just *try* to convince
th... More ›› 16 - Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a
lightbulb? A:
None. Capricorns can't afford new... More ›› 17 - Q:
How many Capricorns does it take to
change a lightbulb? A: None: Why
should I bother? It's... More ›› 18 - Q: How many Cancerians does it take
to
change a lightbulb? A: Just one. But it takes a therapist... More ›› 19 - Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry hers... More ›› 20 - Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: So who
wants to know? Why do *you* w... More ›› 21 - Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Well, you
have to remember that eve... More ›› 22 - Q: How many Arians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of li... More ›› 23 - Q: How many Cancerians does
it take to
change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they'll use a
non-... More ›› 24 - Q: How
many Leos does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so
enthusiastic they ca... More ›› 25 - Q: How many Virgos does it take to
change a
lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error o... More ›› 26 - Q: How many Librans does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isn't it more ro... More ›› 27 - Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: I don't waste my time with these c... More ›› 28 - Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change
a
lightbulb? A: Look, ask me when I get back fro... More ›› 29 - Q: How many Arians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make somethi... More ›› 30 - Q: How many Leos does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to... More ›› 31 - Q:
How many Taureans does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans
don't like to chang... More ›› 32 - Q: How
many Scorpios does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: None - they'd
rather sit in the da... More ›› 33 - Q: How many Pisceans does it take to
change
a lightbulb? A: None: only the inner light matters.... More ›› 34 - Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Lightbulb?
What lightbulb?... More ›› 35 - Q: How many
Pisceans does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light's
out?... More ›› |
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