1 - Knock Knock
Who's there !
Banana
!
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !... More ›› 2 - What would you call two
banana skins ?
A
pair of slippers.... More ›› 3 - The last time I saw a face like
yours I
threw it a banana.... More ›› 4 - Teacher: What is Ba + Na2?
Pupil: Banana.... More ›› 5 - Mandy: Our teacher went on a
special banana
diet.
Andy: Did she lose weight?
Mandy: No, but... More ›› 6 - They're not going to grow bananas any
longer.
Really?
Why not?
Because they're long enough... More ›› 7 - Tom: What did the banana say to
the elephant?
Nick: I don't know.
Tom: Nothing. Bananas can'... More ›› 8 - Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing
firm?
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.... More ›› 9 - Mother Banana: Why didn't you go
to school
today?
Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.... More ›› 10 - Why is a banana peel on the
sidewalk like
music?
Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.... More ›› 11 - Why don't bananas snore?
Because they
don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.... More ›› 12 - What do you do if you see a blue banana?
Try to cheer it up.... More ›› 13 - How can you tell the difference between a
monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can'... More ›› 14 - What is the difference between a banana and a
bell?
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.... More ›› 15 - Why are
you eating a banana with the skin
on?
Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.... More ›› 16 - How did the Mother Banana
spoil the Baby
Banana?
She left him out in the sun too long.... More ›› 17 - What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside? A banana dressed up as a cucumber!... More ›› 18 - How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down
and make a noise like a banana.... More ›› 19 - Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.... More ›› 20 - What did the boy banana say to the girl
banana?
"You have a lot of appeal."... More ›› 21 - Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they
hang around in bunches.... More ›› 22 - What is long and yellow and always points
north?
A magnetic banana.... More ›› 23 - If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana
make ?
Slippers !... More ›› 24 - What is the easiest way to make a
banana
split?
Cut it in half.... More ›› 25 - What's yellow and flashes?
A banana with a
loose connection.... More ›› 26 - What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
An
electric banana.... More ›› 27 - What's yellow and writes?
A ball-point
banana.... More ›› 28 - What is a ghost favorite fruit ?
Boonanaa
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