1 - A blind man was describing his favorite sport,
parachuting.
When asked how this was accomplished... More ›› 2 - A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each
other on the road one day. The snake reached out,... More ›› 3 - One day two blind men started
fighting.
Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them.
Then one of the... More ›› 4 - There once was a blind man who decided to visit
Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the... More ›› 5 - The blind farmer was often taken for a
walk
in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the... More ›› 6 - Q: What did a blind boy's parent's
do to
punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture... More ›› 7 - Did you hear about the blind porcupine?
He
fell in love with a pincushion!... More ›› 8 - A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of
intersecting forest pathways one day, when they... More ›› 9 - A snake
and a rabbit were racing along a
pair of intersecting forest pathways
one day, when th... More ›› 10 - One day at a busy
airport, the passengers on
a commercial airliner are seated waiting for
the... More ›› 11 - A teacher at a
school for blind kids is
taking his school's soccer team to an "away
game". The... More ›› 12 - There were those three guys, a
priest, a
doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf. But... More ›› 13 - An out-of-towner drove his
car into a ditch
in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to... More ›› 14 - A nun in the convent
walked into the
bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower.
"Ther... More ›› 15 - A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a
dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The... More ›› 16 - A blind man walks into a store
with his
seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash a... More ›› 17 - A blind man walks into a store
with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash a... More ›› 18 - A blind man walks into a store with his seeing
eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash a... More ›› 19 - What is the difference between a blind man and a
sailor
in prison?
One can't see to go, the ot... More ›› 20 - Why are bats blind?
Well, your eyesight
wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all
day w... More ›› 21 - Q: How did a blind man drive his car?
A:
One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.... More ›› 22 - Two blind man at a cinema: "Can you see
something ?"
"No".
"Then let's go in front !"... More ›› 23 - Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on
his
face?
A: Learning to eat with a fork.... More ›› 24 - Q. How did a blind woman drive herself
crazy?
A. Trying to read a stucco wall.... More ›› 25 - Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It
scares the heck out of the dog.... More ›› 26 - Q. How did a blind girl burn her
fingers?
A. Reading the waffle iron... More ›› 27 - Q:
How did a blind woman pierce her
ear?
A: Answering the stapler.... More ›› 28 - Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ?
The Birds Eye counter !... More ›› 29 - Q: How did a blind man
meet his
wife?
A: On a blind date!... More ›› 30 - Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet?
A: Her
dog was blind too.... More ›› 31 - Q: What do you call
a blind German?
A: A
Not See (Nazi)... More ›› 32 - How do you make a Venetian blind?
Poke him in
the eye... More ›› 33 - Have
you seen stieve wonders house? -niether
did he... More ›› |
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