1 - Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one
class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an... More ›› 2 - President
Clinton, returning from a
campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to
board... More ›› 3 - One night Bill Clinton was
awakened by
George Washington's ghost in the
White House. "George,... More ›› 4 - Hillary Clinton goes to
her doctor for a
physical, only to find out
that she's pregnant! She is... More ›› 5 - During a recent publicity outing, Hillary
sneaked off
to visit a
fortune teller of some local r... More ›› 6 - Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton
and
tells him, "Bill, I had a
wonderful dream last night... More ›› 7 - Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the
House
Gingrich, and President Clinton are travelin... More ›› 8 - Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton
were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On... More ›› 9 - One day there
were these three boys
walking down
the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell... More ›› 10 - A bus filled with politicians was
driving
through the
countryside one day, on the campaign trai... More ›› 11 - Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner
for lunch.
As they read the menu the waitress co... More ›› 12 - Q: How can you tell that the guy
who
attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He see... More ›› 13 - Q: How many Bill Clintons
does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: He doesn't! He whines a while,... More ›› 14 - Q:
How many Clinton administration
officials does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A: Two--o... More ›› 15 - President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do
something about Hillary's room.
She complains that... More ›› 16 - Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an
improper relationship
with
Monica Lewinsky?
Pres: Imp... More ›› 17 - Q:
What did Boris Yelstin say when asked
if meeting Clinton made want to
convert Russia to the... More ›› 18 - Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat
can
play Chess?
A: Inside Information: The cat isn't really... More ›› 19 - Q: Why were there
two presidential
limousines in the inaugural parade?
A: The first one held th... More ›› 20 - If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood
and
Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one... More ›› 21 - Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds
from improving schools to improving jails?
A: Be... More ›› 22 - Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site
for his summit with
Yeltsin?
A: So he could look u... More ›› 23 - Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site
for his summit with Yeltsin?
A: So he could look u... More ›› 24 - Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: Two--One to promise he'll do i... More ›› 25 - Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al
Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized,... More ›› 26 - Q: Why
are people in Arkansas having
peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving
this year?
A: B... More ›› 27 - Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court
decision is Hilary Clinton famous for?
A: If you d... More ›› 28 - Q: What's Clinton doing to
make Americans
happy?
A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enoug... More ›› 29 - Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a
private
school?
A: If they sent her to a public s... More ›› 30 - Q: What were Bill and
Chelsea Clinton
doing in the voting booth?
A: Bill was giving his daughte... More ›› 31 - Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the
road Democrat"?
A: Because he's got a wide yellow... More ›› 32 - Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton
and Jimmy Carter?
A: Jimmy Carter waited until a... More ›› 33 - What did Clinton say when accused of copying
his homework from his
girlfriend at Oxford?
I d... More ›› 34 - Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new
car to commemorate President Clinton's election?... More ›› 35 - Q: Why can't Bill Clinton file a defamation
of character suit against his critics?
A: Because B... More ›› 36 - Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut
butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
A: Bec... More ›› 37 - Q: How many Hillary Clintons
does it take
to change a light bulb?
A: One--she just holds the bu... More ›› 38 - Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away
from the White House?
A: He keeps offering to send... More ›› 39 - Q: Why are people in Arkansas
having
peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
A: The... More ›› 40 - Q:
What's the difference between Bill
Clinton and Jimmy Carter?
A: It took Bill less than 100 d... More ›› 41 - Q: How can you tell
when Bill Clinton is
lying?
A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to... More ›› 42 - Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands
of small businesses?
A: Take thousands of big bus... More ›› 43 - Q: Why are people in
Arkansas having
peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
A: Rea... More ›› 44 - Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is
telling a lie by
looking at his face?
A: If his lips a... More ›› 45 - Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands
of small businesses?
A: Take thousands of big busin... More ›› 46 - Q: How many Clinton White House officials does
it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They lik... More ›› 47 - Q: Why is
Bill infuriated with Chelsea's
new private school?
A: They broke family tradition by... More ›› 48 - Q: Why does the secret
service guard
Hillary so closely?
A: Because if something happens to her... More ›› 49 - Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a
confused child?
Because dad can't keep his pants on and... More ›› 50 - Q: How can you identify a
computer that
has been in use at the Clinton White House?
A: There is... More ›› 51 - Clinton goes around telling people we humans
are genetically 99.9% similar.
Apparently the 0.1... More ›› 52 - Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure
that
he had political ambitions?
A: When he married o... More ›› 53 - Q: If called to
testify in a trial how
long will it before before Clinton commits
perjury?
A:... More ›› 54 - Q:
What will Bill's favorite retail
outlet be after his economic
blueprint takes effect?
A: E... More ›› 55 - Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton
and Elvis?
A: Elvis was drafted and served proud... More ›› 56 - In a survey of American
women, when asked,
"Would you sleep
with President Clinton?" 86% replie... More ›› 57 - Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton
alike?
A: Both aren't as successful when they're... More ›› 58 - Q: How has Clinton made his
cabinet look
more like America?
A: Many of them have sixth grade re... More ›› 59 - Q: What has Clinton done that no one has
been able to do in the last 5 years?
A: Unite the Repu... More ›› 60 - Q: What's the difference between Hillary
Clinton
and a pit bull?
A: The pit bull doesn't carry... More ›› 61 - Q: How is Clinton's
health care reform a
lot like his haircut?
A: It is a lot more expensive th... More ›› 62 - Q: What's the difference
between Bill
Clinton and Joseph Stalin?
A: Some of Stalin's subjects a... More ›› 63 - Q:
What's the difference between Bill
Clinton and Joseph Stalin?
A: Some of Stalin's subjects a... More ›› 64 - Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military
action in Bosnia?
A: His area of expertise is dodging arm... More ›› 65 - Q: What is the difference
between Dan
Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda?
A: Jane Fonda went t... More ›› 66 - Q:
Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle
child?
A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth... More ›› 67 - Q: What does Clinton have in common with his
Hollywood pals?
A: They all make a living by lying t... More ›› 68 - Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters
does
Hillary most resemble?
A: Jezebel and Lucretia... More ›› 69 - Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The
boat sinks.
Who is saved?
A: The United States of A... More ›› 70 - Q. What do you
get when you cross a
crooked
politician with a dishonest lawyer?
A. Chelsea... More ›› 71 - Q: What's the differents between
Bill
Clinton and an elephant?
A: About 20 pounds and a jogging... More ›› 72 - Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers
given coffee
breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain... More ›› 73 - Q: What do Bill Clinton
and a fifteen-watt
light bulb have in common?
A: Neither one is very br... More ›› 74 - Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called
positively
atheist?
A: Because it hasn't got a pr... More ›› 75 - Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to
change
a lightbulb?
A: None--He'll only promise "chan... More ›› 76 - Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped
together off
the Washington monument, who'd land first?
A: Who ca... More ›› 77 - Q: How can you tell when Clinton is
ready
for battle [in Bosnia]?
A: He's got his jogging suit... More ›› 78 - Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in
common?
A: They haven't had any brains for the last thirty yea... More ›› 79 - Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton
and David Koresh?
A: Koresh only burned 85 people... More ›› 80 - How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first
meet?
They were both dating the same girl in high school... More ›› 81 - Q: What is the first thing that President
Clinton
says after waking up?
A: "Good morning, Bill.... More ›› 82 - Q: What's the difference between Bill
Clinton and a container of yogurt?
A: Yogurt has culture.... More ›› 83 - Q: Why did the
IRS recently audit Bill
Clinton?
A: Because he filed as head of the household.... More ›› 84 - Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air
Force 1 remodeled?
A: Now it's got two left wings.... More ›› 85 - Q: What does Bill Clinton
have in common
with former great Presidents?
A: Absolutely nothing.... More ›› 86 - Q: What's the best place to photograph
Clinton
Administration officials?
A: A police lineup.... More ›› 87 - Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if
the President died?
A: Bill Clinton of course!... More ›› 88 - Q:
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton
meet?
A: They were dating the same girl in high school.... More ›› 89 - Q: What
happened when Bill Clinton got a
shot of testosterone?
A: He turned into Hillary!... More ›› 90 - Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked
lawyer with a
crooked politician?
A: Chelsea.... More ›› 91 - Q: Did you
hear they put two new faces on
Mt. Rushmore?
A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.... More ›› 92 - Q:
Why did Bill go out to sea on an
aircraft carrier?
A: To promote off-shore drilling.... More ›› 93 - Q: What was the real purpose of Bill's
college
visit to Moscow?
A: To study economics.... More ›› 94 - Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch
of dead bodies?
A: He's the stiff one.... More ›› 95 - Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill
Clinton wishes he did?
A: A dead girlfriend.... More ›› 96 - Q: How can
you tell Bill Clinton apart from
a cow?
A: By the wise look in the eyes.... More ›› 97 - Q: Why were the
Clintonites pushing the
BTU Tax?
A: Because they could spell it.... More ›› 98 - Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his
voice?
A: He keeps having to eat his words.... More ›› 99 - Q:
When will there be a woman in the White
House?
A: When Hillary leaves town.... More ›› 100 - Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his
neck?
A: Trying to save both faces.... More ›› 101 - Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin
on his
face?
A: He is stupid!... More ›› 102 - Bill Clinton
is writing his memoirs.
They're called "The Johnson Years".... More ›› 103 - Q: What is the best thing that ever came out
of Arkansas?
A: Highway 55.... More ›› 104 - Q: What kind of neckwear
does Hillary
Clinton look best in?
A: A noose.... More ›› 105 - Q: How does Bill Clinton say "I'm about to
hurt you"?
A: "Trust me."... More ›› 106 - Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight?
A:
Runs away from the draft.... More ›› 107 - Q: Why
doesn't Bill like old
houses?
A: He's afraid of the draft.... More ›› 108 - Why does Bill Clinton wear
underwear?
To keep his ankles warm.... More ›› 109 - Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best
in?
A: Handcuffs.... More ›› 110 - Q: Why
did Bill Clinton cross the
road?
A: To tax the chicken.... More ›› 111 - Q: Why did Bill Clinton
cross the
road?
A: To meet the chick.... More ›› 112 - Q: What's Clinton's favorite
baseball
team?
A: The Dodgers.... More ›› 113 - Q:
Why does Chelsea look so stupid and
ugly?
A: Heredity.... More ›› |
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