1 - A police car pulls up in front of grandma
Bessie's house, and
grandpa Morris gets out.
The po... More ›› 2 - A police officer pulls over this guy who had
been weaving in and out of the lanes.
He goes up... More ›› 3 - The desk
sergeant answered
the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "You've
got to help... More ›› 4 - A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who
were
training to become detectives. To test their sk... More ›› 5 - A seargent is
interviewing three cadets who
were training to become detectives. To test
their... More ›› 6 - A police officer pulls a guy
over for
speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I... More ›› 7 - A police officer stopped a young man for
speeding. He stepped out
of his patrol car, adjusted hi... More ›› 8 - A local law enforcement officer stops a car for
traveling
faster than
the posted speed limit. S... More ›› 9 - A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several
weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods... More ›› 10 - Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to
catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see... More ›› 11 - A farmer who's been involved
in a terrible
road accident with a large truck ended up in court... More ›› 12 - A man decided that he was going to ride a
10-speed bike
from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far... More ›› 13 - While the pope was
visiting the USA, he
told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge... More ›› 14 - The local sheriff was looking
for a deputy,
so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in... More ›› 15 - Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a
man driving very
erratically through the streets o... More ›› 16 - This guy walked into a little corner store
with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the ca... More ›› 17 - A police officer, though scheduled for
all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early... More ›› 18 - A deputy
police officer responded to a
report of a barroom disturbance. The
"disturbance" turn... More ›› 19 - A blonde
was visiting Washington, DC for
the first time. She wanted to see the
Capitol buildin... More ›› 20 - One Day
Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were
driving along in their car when Trouble
suddenly hur... More ›› 21 - A lady was
filling her tank at a gas
station, smoking a cigarette, even though all
the signs s... More ›› 22 - The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The
FBI, and the CIA are
all trying to prove that they... More ›› 23 - A
farmer and his pig were driving down the
road when a cop pulled him over.
The cop asked the... More ›› 24 - While driving down the
road the motorist
saw a roadside stand which had a fortune teller sitting... More ›› 25 - Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down
the road
drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.... More ›› 26 - John was driving when a policeman pulled him
over. He rolled down his window and said to the off... More ›› 27 - An elderly woman had just returned to her home
from an evening worship service and was startled... More ›› 28 - A rookie police officer was out for his first
ride in
a cruiser with an experienced partner. A c... More ›› 29 - I went to
the store the other day. I was
only in there for about five minutes,
and when I came... More ›› 30 - A man leaves a bar,
gets into his car and
drives away. 200 yards further he's stopped by a
pol... More ›› 31 - A man was speeding down a Alabama highway,
feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at t... More ›› 32 - A
squad car driver was covering a quiet
beat out in the sticks when he was
amazed to find a fo... More ›› 33 - A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when
suddenly a car
came along and hit the door, ripping it... More ›› 34 - Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked
to find her house ransacked and
burglarized. She... More ›› 35 - The phone rings at
FBI
headquarters.
"Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He... More ›› 36 - A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.
Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you goin... More ›› 37 - An off-duty
police officer, familiar with
radar guns,
drove through a school zone within the le... More ›› 38 - Recently, a distraught wife went to the local
police station, along with
her next-door neighbor,... More ›› 39 - A police man was on
duty one night and he
headed up to "Make out
Mountain" to try to catch some... More ›› 40 - A policeman stops a car and suggests an
apparently drunken fellow to take a breath test. He blow... More ›› 41 - A
local policeman had just finished his
shift one cold November evening and
was at home with h... More ›› 42 - Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to
avoid a box that fell
out of a truck in front of hi... More ›› 43 - A police officer attempts to stop a car for
speeding and the
guy gradually increases his speed u... More ›› 44 - A new man
is brought into Prison Cell 102.
Already there is a long-time resident who looks 1... More ›› 45 - A local policeman had just finished his shift
one
cold November evening and was at home with his... More ›› 46 - Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a
field trip to
their local police station. There they... More ›› 47 - As a female
shopper exited a New York
convenience store, a man grabbed
her purse and ran. The c... More ›› 48 - A young man was walking into town one day when
a wood hauler
gave him a ride.
After traveling... More ›› 49 - A truck driver was driving along
on the
freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead."... More ›› 50 - A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and
the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explainin... More ›› 51 - A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident
- body parts everywhere. He is making his notes o... More ›› 52 - Two Rangers stopped a guy for speeding on the
state highway in
Waxahachie, Texas. As they were... More ›› 53 - The Boston taxi driver backed into the
stationary
fruit stall and within seconds he had a cop be... More ›› 54 - A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to
steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Lis... More ›› 55 - Sherlock Holmes and Matthew
Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and w... More ›› 56 - A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde
were
robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in t... More ›› 57 - A traffic Policeman recently
stopped a
woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the... More ›› 58 - On a narrow mountain's road a man saw a police
car driving
uphill backwards.
- Hi guys. Why are... More ›› 59 - One evening this
Columbia Yuppie was
stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a
bre... More ›› 60 - The drunken wino was stumbling down the street
with one foot
on the curb and one foot in the gut... More ›› 61 - Juggler, driving to his next
performance,
was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doin... More ›› 62 - A client of a hospital where they made brain
transplantations asked
about the prices.
The doc... More ›› 63 - The policeman arrived at
the scene of an
accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole... More ›› 64 - One day there was a woman who lost her cat
named
"LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she live... More ›› 65 - The man was in no shape to drive, so
he
wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was wa... More ›› 66 - Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a
Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect c... More ›› 67 - The sheriff of a small
town was also the
town's
veterinarian.
One night the phone rang, an... More ›› 68 - Veronica was
practicing the piano when
suddenly there was a loud pounding on the
front door. S... More ›› 69 - At recent trade talks the American
representative offered to
sell sophisticated American telepho... More ›› 70 - A policeman pulls a man over
for speeding
and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the... More ›› 71 - Traffic was backed up for miles, the police
were going car to car. When
they got to my car I ask... More ›› 72 - A policeman had a
perfect spot to watch for
speeders, but was not getting many.
Then, he disc... More ›› 73 - A policeman had a perfect spot
to watch for
speeders, but wasn't
getting many. Then he discove... More ›› 74 - A man went to the Police
Station wishing to
speak with the burglar who had broken into his house... More ›› 75 - Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia
when they were struck by a
police car driven by a... More ›› 76 - The cop got out of his car
and the kid,
that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.... More ›› 77 - A middle aged woman was driving through a
school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speed... More ›› 78 - How
many cops does it take to change light
bulb?
Just one, but he is never around when you need... More ›› 79 - A police officer stops a blonde for speeding
and asks her very nicely if he could see her licens... More ›› 80 - A motorist was mailed a picture of his car
speeding through
an automated radar.
A $40 speedin... More ›› 81 - A policeman stops a lady and asks for her
license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should b... More ›› 82 - There was an inebriated driver who was
pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, th... More ›› 83 - "Now as I understand it, Sir," said the
police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this v... More ›› 84 - - Santa Claus, one
smart and one stupid
policeman are walking together when they spotted
hundr... More ›› 85 - Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Hi, is
this the police?
Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you nee... More ›› 86 - A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated
Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.
The offic... More ›› 87 - A cop pulls a car over on the highway for
speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the d... More ›› 88 - Two robbers were
robbing a hotel. The first
one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"
The second one s... More ›› 89 - The Judge said to the defendant.
"I thought
I told you I never wanted to see you in here again."... More ›› 90 - "I'll have to report you, sir," said the
traffic cop
to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85... More ›› 91 - Cop: Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you
back there?
Motorist: I thought you were saying... More ›› 92 - Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he
went up to a policeman and
said, "I've lost my dad!"... More ›› 93 - Polceman:
"I'm afraid that I'm going to
have to lock you up for the night."
Man: "What's the... More ›› 94 - A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting
at the same
time. Driving up beside her, he shout... More ›› 95 - Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have
this accident?
Motorist: Well, the sign just there... More ›› 96 - A man was
caught for speeding and went
before the judge.
The judge said, "What will you take.... More ›› 97 - This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a
state policeman pulls him over.
"You got any... More ›› 98 - Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?
The first knows how to read, the second knows how t... More ›› 99 - Warning to shoplifters: Anyone
caught
shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured.... More ›› 100 - A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two
lanes of
traffic.
He walks up to the drivers wi... More ›› 101 - Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced
with some difficult issues. What would you do if you... More ›› 102 - A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a
policeman?"
"No, I am an undercover detective."... More ›› 103 - A man pulls up to the curb and asks the
policeman, "Can I park here?"
"No," says the cop.
"What... More ›› 104 - Police officer: Excuse me, but your
dog has
been chasing a man on his bicycle.
Dog owner: Are... More ›› 105 - "When I saw you driving down the
road, I
guessed 55 at least."
"You're wrong, officer, it's o... More ›› 106 - Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street)
Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospit... More ›› 107 - When Mike got arrested, they told him,
"Anything you say will be held
against you."
Mike said... More ›› 108 - My
horoscope read, "You're going places
and you can't be stopped."
Apparently the cop who gav... More ›› 109 - Police officer: And what do you think you
are doing on this road, Dracula?
Dracula: Looking fo... More ›› 110 - Police Chief:
Why do you spend all your
time trying to hit flies?
Officer: You assigned me to t... More ›› 111 - Q: What problems would
you face if you were
arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my... More ›› 112 - How many LA cops does it take to change light
bulb?
Six. One to do it and five to smash the old b... More ›› 113 - Woman: Officer you must help. I've just
lost my wig.
Police officer: Certainly, ma'am, we'll c... More ›› 114 - Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that
criminal?
Officer: You ordered me to get a line on... More ›› 115 - HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies
changing rooms at the sports club. Police are lookin... More ›› 116 - Q: Why would it be
difficult to be a police
officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all da... More ›› 117 - Police Chief: Why
did you ticket the
computer?
Officer: It was speeding along the information h... More ›› 118 - Police Chief: Why are you
putting handcuffs
on that building?
Officer: I'm making a house arres... More ›› 119 - Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me
that ticket?
Policeman: It was a moving violation.... More ›› 120 - Police Chief: Why did you arrest
that
doctor?
Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.... More ›› 121 - What nickname did the police give to the new
blonde woman police officer?
A fair cop.... More ›› 122 - What nickname did the police give to the new
blonde woman
police officer?
A fair cop.... More ›› 123 - How can you tell if you are looking at a police
glow-worm?
He has a flashing light.... More ›› 124 - What did the police
officer say to his
stomach?
I've got you under a vest.... More ›› 125 - How many cops does it take to
throw a man
down the stairs?
None. He fell.... More ›› 126 - The police are looking for a
thief with one
eye
Why don't they use two?... More ›› |
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