RELIGIOUS JOKES!

Religious JOKES

A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down.
They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel.
The only hotel in the town has only one room available.
Priest: Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room.
I'll sleep on the lounge and you have the bed.
Nun: I think that would be okay.
They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room.
Ten minutes later...
Nun: Father, I'm terribly cold.
Priest: Okay, I'll get you a blanket.
(He does) Ten minutes later...
Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold.
Priest: Okay Sister, I'll get you another blanket.
(He does) Ten minutes later...
Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold.
I don't think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wif e just for this one night.
Priest: You're probably right...get up and get your own blanket.