RELIGIOUS JOKES!

Religious JOKES

A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
The little girl said, "But how can that be?
Jonah was swallowed by a whale." Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human.
"It is physically impossible!" she said.
Undaunted, the little girl said, "Well, when I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." To this, the teacher said, "What if Jonah went to hell?"