MOVIE AND TV JOKES!

Movie and TV JOKES

A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film.
In one scene the actor had to jump off a high diving board in to a swimming pool.
He climed to the top of the board, looked down and promptly climbed down again.
`What's the matter?' asked the director.
`I can't jump from that board!' said the actor.
`Do you know there's only one foot of water in that pool?' 'Yes,' said the director.
`We don't want you to drown, you know.'