MARRIAGE JOKES!

Marriage JOKES

Four married guys go golfing on Sunday.
During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued: First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend.
I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy!
I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word.
So they ask him.
"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend.
What's the deal?" Fourth Guy: "I don't want to talk about it.
Let's just say that the foundation for the new house is being poured next Tuesday."