HEAVEN AND HELL JOKES!

Heaven and hell JOKES

St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up.
"Welcome to heaven my son.
What did you do with your life?" "I was a policeman," he responded.
"What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked.
"I was a vice officer.
I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids." "Wonderful my son, welcome to heaven.
Pass through the gates." A few moments later a second man walks up.
"Welcome to heaven my son.
What did you do with your life?" "I was a policeman," he responded.
"What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked.
"I was a traffic officer.
I kept the roads and highways safe for travelers." "Well done.
Pass through the gates into paradise." A few moments later a third man walks up.
"Welcome to heaven my son.
What did you do with your life?" "I was a policeman," he responded.
"What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked.
"I was a Military Policeman, Sir." "Excellent my son, I have to leave for a bit, watch the gate will you?"