FIREFIGHTER JOKES!

Firefighter JOKES

One day a boy was drowning in a near by lake.
A firefighter swam out and pulled the boy up onto the beach and began CPR.
A crowed watched as the firefighter frantically pumped on the boys chest.
With great amazement water was pooring from the boys mouth.
Each time the firefighter pumped more water came out.
A short time later seaweed started coming out, then minnows, then more water started coming out of the boys mouth.
The firefighter feared this would never stop.
Just then, a paramedic arrived and quickly ran over to the firefighter and b lurted out.
"Hey Chief!
You better get that kids ass out of the water before you pump that lake dry".