BLOND
YO MOMMA
BIRTHDAY
KNOCK KNOCK
ANSWER ME THIS
A Aardvark Accountant Answer me this Ant Apple Attorney Aviation
B Baby Banana Bar beer booze and fun Barbie doll Bath Beauty Bed Bicycle Biologist Bird Birthday Blind Blonde Book title Brother and sister Burger Bus Business
C Cannibal Car and train Cat Children Christmas Clinton College Computer Cow Cowboy Criminal
D Dance Dead and dying Dentist Dinosaur Divorce Doctor and nurse Dog
E E mail Easter Elephant Ethnic
F Face Farmer Firefighter Fishing Food Frog
G Ghost Gorilla
H Hair and bald Halloween Heaven and hell History Horse Humor Hunting
I Idiot and fool Insect Internet
J Journalist Judge
K King Kong Knock Knock
L Lawyer Letter Lotto
M Marriage Men Military Money Monster Mouse Movie and TV Music
O Old age
P Parent Phone Pig Police Political
R Rabbit Religious Restaurant
S Salesmen School Snake Snowman Space Spelling Sport
T Teeth Time Travel and tourist
V Vampire Various animal
W Waiter Weather Witch Women
Y Yo momma
Z Zodiac Zoo
Brazilian Jokes
PIADAS - Curtas, Loiras, Sogras...
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THE BEST FUNNY JOKES!
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Hair and bald JOKE (1st joke of the minute)
A woman was cutting her husband's thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious qualities. "It has more vitamin C than an orange," she remarked. "And more hair than Dad," added their son.
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Blonde JOKE (2nd joke of the minute)
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents." "What on earth do you mean???" "Well I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was: Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!
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Humor Definitions:
- Humor is a universal language
( Sent by John)
- Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
( Sent by David)
- Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity.
( Sent by Robin)
- We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.
( Sent by Will)
- Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
( Sent by Arnold)
- The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.
( Sent by Bill)
- I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup.
( Sent by Margaret)
- Humour is to be brave enough to laugh of one self.
( Sent by Riley)
- Humor is like salt from mother earth. And those salted very well will stay fresh for long time.
( Sent by Jan Neruda)
- Having a 'sense of humor' means that you are a funny person and make good jokes. All in all humor is comedy and funniness!
( Sent by Saffron)
- Have a better definition? Share it!
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