BLOND
YO MOMMA
BIRTHDAY
KNOCK KNOCK
ANSWER ME THIS
A Aardvark Accountant Answer me this Ant Apple Attorney Aviation
B Baby Banana Bar beer booze and fun Barbie doll Bath Beauty Bed Bicycle Biologist Bird Birthday Blind Blonde Book title Brother and sister Burger Bus Business
C Cannibal Car and train Cat Children Christmas Clinton College Computer Cow Cowboy Criminal
D Dance Dead and dying Dentist Dinosaur Divorce Doctor and nurse Dog
E E mail Easter Elephant Ethnic
F Face Farmer Firefighter Fishing Food Frog
G Ghost Gorilla
H Hair and bald Halloween Heaven and hell History Horse Humor Hunting
I Idiot and fool Insect Internet
J Journalist Judge
K King Kong Knock Knock
L Lawyer Letter Lotto
M Marriage Men Military Money Monster Mouse Movie and TV Music
O Old age
P Parent Phone Pig Police Political
R Rabbit Religious Restaurant
S Salesmen School Snake Snowman Space Spelling Sport
T Teeth Time Travel and tourist
V Vampire Various animal
W Waiter Weather Witch Women
Y Yo momma
Z Zodiac Zoo
Brazilian Jokes
PIADAS - Curtas, Loiras, Sogras...
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THE BEST FUNNY JOKES!
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Blind JOKE (1st joke of the minute)
A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and said, "You're soft and fuzzy and have floppy ears. You must be a rabbit." The rabbit reached out, touched the snake and said, "You're slimy, beady-eyed and low to the ground. You must be a math teacher."
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Religious JOKE (2nd joke of the minute)
A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was smeared with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began to read. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked 'Say Father, what causes arthritis?' The priest replies 'My son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alcohol and comtempt for your fellow man' 'Well I'll be darned' the drunk muttered, returning to his newspaper. The priest thinking about what he said, nudged the drunk and apologised. 'I'm sorry to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?' 'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.'
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Humor Definitions:
- Humor is a universal language
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Sent by John)
- Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
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- Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity.
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Sent by Robin)
- We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.
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Sent by Will)
- Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
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Sent by Arnold)
- The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.
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Sent by Bill)
- I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup.
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Sent by Margaret)
- Humour is to be brave enough to laugh of one self.
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Sent by Riley)
- Humor is like salt from mother earth. And those salted very well will stay fresh for long time.
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Sent by Jan Neruda)
- Having a 'sense of humor' means that you are a funny person and make good jokes. All in all humor is comedy and funniness!
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Sent by Saffron)
- Have a better definition? Share it!
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