PHONE JOKES!

Phone JOKES

Moody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M.
It was his Ku Klux Klan buddy, Crumm, calling long distance from Montgomery.
"What's the matter?" asked Moody.
"Are you in trouble?" "No!" said Crumm.
"What do you want, then?" "Nothing!" "Then how come you are calling me in the middle of the night?" asked Moody.
"Cause!" said the other redneck, "the rates is cheaper!"