IDIOT AND FOOL JOKES!

Idiot and fool JOKES

Two newfies walked into a pet store.
The first says "I want four budgies." Salesman-certainly sir, would you like two male and two female or all male or all female?
Newfie-I don't care.
I just want 4 budgies!
Salesman-certainly sir, what color would you like?
We have yellow, blue, gr...
Newfie - I don't care what color they are, just put four budgies in a box for me.
Is that too hard?
Salesman - O.K.
O.K.
The two newfies pay for the budgies and leave.
They drive out to this high cliff in Newfoundland and the first newfie reaches in the box and pulls out two of the birds, grasps them firmly and jumps off the cliff while flapping his arms.
Of course he SPLATS at the bottom.
The second newfie looks down at his friend's twisted remains and says "What a shame.
this budgie jumping isn't all it's cracked up to be!"