CAR AND TRAIN JOKES!

Car and train JOKES

WIFE: "There's trouble with the car.
It has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor?
That's ridiculous." WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is.
I'll check it out.
Where's the car?" WIFE: "In the pool."