BAR BEER BOOZE AND FUN JOKES!

Bar beer booze and fun JOKES

It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar.
"What will you have?" the bartender asked.
"I'll have a glass of blood," the first replied.
"I'll have a glass of blood, too, please," said the second.
"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the third.
"OK, let me get this straight," the bartender said.
"That'll be two bloods and a blood light?"