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ZOO JOKES FOR YOUR SITE!

Place a free zoo jokes generator on your web pages:

  • Copy the code below and paste it into your site HTML.
  • A random zoo joke will appear on that page instantly!
  • When you refresh the page, you'll see a new random zoo joke.

Here's the code:

 

And this is how it will look on your site:

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?" The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!"

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