DEAD AND DYING JOKES!

Dead and dying JOKES

This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside.
"Well boys, the time is near, and when I pass I'd like to be buried at sea." So the boys agreed.
A few days after his passing, the local front page read, "Local Fishermen Were Shocked Today When Their Nets Brought in Patrick McRay in a Coffin, 3 Shovels and the Bodies of His Three Sons...
Funeral arrangements haven't yet been made, however, it is believed all wished to be buried at sea."