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OLD AGE JOKES FOR YOUR SITE!

Place a free old age jokes generator on your web pages:

  • Copy the code below and paste it into your site HTML.
  • A random old age joke will appear on that page instantly!
  • When you refresh the page, you'll see a new random old age joke.

Here's the code:

 

And this is how it will look on your site:

Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps." The second old man says, "You think you have problems. I'm eighty years old. Every morning at 8:00 I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps." Finally the third old man speaks up, "Fellas: I'm ninety years old. Every morning at 7:00 sharp I urinate. Every morning at 8:00 I move my bowels. Every morning at 9:00 sharp I wake up."

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