POLITICAL JOKES!

Political JOKES

A small boy was asked by his teacher, "What is the size of the Democratic Party?" "About 5 feet 2 inches," he replied promptly.
"NO!" exploded the teacher..
"I mean, how MANY members does it have?
How did you get 5 feet 2 inches?" "Well," replied the boy, "my father is 6 feet tall and every night he puts his hands to his chin and says..
"I've had it up to HERE with the Democratic Party!"