MARRIAGE JOKES!

Marriage JOKES

A guy is down on his luck.
He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.
Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck.
He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone.
He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags.
I just won over a million dollars in Vegas." His wife say, "That's wonderful.
What should I pack for...Europe, the Carribean?" He says, "I don't care, just be gone when I get home."