JOURNALIST JOKES!

Journalist JOKES

Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three.
One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a lightbulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.