CAR AND TRAIN JOKES!

Car and train JOKES

Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street.
He ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled on the emergency brake with a jerk.
Kelly got out and very proudly said to the man approaching him, "I stopped it!" "I know, you idiot!" said the man.
"I was pushing it!"